Junko

Likes swimming but doesn't like bathing.

Kaguya

Has over 20,000 followers on Twitter. Considers herself an "Internet princess."

Maryam

Got an extremely obvious nose job but denies it to all her friends when they ask about it.

Phoebe

Claims to be "1/16th bobcat." Knows nothing about bobcat culture.

Morgan

Stopped being invited to the family Thanksgiving after she scratched her racist aunt.

Juanita

Collects human teeth. Doesn't know what to do with them but keeps collecting them anyway.