Junko
Likes swimming but doesn't like bathing.
Kaguya
Has over 20,000 followers on Twitter. Considers herself an "Internet princess."
Maryam
Got an extremely obvious nose job but denies it to all her friends when they ask about it.
Phoebe
Claims to be "1/16th bobcat." Knows nothing about bobcat culture.
Morgan
Stopped being invited to the family Thanksgiving after she scratched her racist aunt.
Juanita
Collects human teeth. Doesn't know what to do with them but keeps collecting them anyway.